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Bryan Duncan, Speed Demon!?!

Christian Singer Is A Speed Demon!?!

AUCKLAND, New Zealand

New Zealand's National Requirer recently reported that Christian singer, Bryan Duncan is really a speed demon. The publication quoted Ima Meddler, a Christian grandmother, as having witnessed Duncan in a "demonic red mask" driving a "souped-up speedster at ungodly speeds." News of the incident sent waves of "concern" throughout New Zealand's Christian community. One Kiwi pastor was quoted as saying he'd has been supscious of Duncan's spirituality ever since the singer released of Anonymous Confessions of a Lunatic Friend. The pastor reportedly said "what kind of title is that for a Christian album?"

Further investigation revealed that Duncan and Band had actually participated in a go-cart race while in New Zealand for concerts in Wellington and Auckland. When asked if Duncan, who finished fourth in the race, had acheived "ungodly" speeds, eyewitnesses responded "hardly" and "that little guy?"

A spokesperson for Mr. Duncan confirmed that the actual color of Duncan's race headgear was "fire engine red."

Reported by,
Shaun Fix, Writer