Top Ten Reasons Bryan Lives In California

Why Bryan Duncan Lives In California Rather Than Nashville

10. The ground in California does more "Holy Rollin'"

9. Blue grass would hinder sons' learning of the color spectrum

8. Can hire "violin accompaniment" rather than "fiddler"

7. Since more lunatics live in California, it's easier to remain anonymous

6. Prefers "California Crime-Filled Christmas" to "Tender Tennessee" one

5. Chances are improving to become the next draft pick for the Lakers

4. Long-term study proves smog shrinks vocal chords for higher note capability

3. Avoids annoying invites to be guest banjo picker on the Nashville Network

2. Since Amy Grant moved in, there's no land left!

1. Name is too long to fit on a belt buckle.