Little-Know Quirks About Bryan
10. Always misplaces car keys, watch and sunglasses (offers kids a reward
to find them)
9. Requires incredible mental and emotional discipline to come to a full
and complete stop at stop signs
8. Often subtracts deposit amounts from checkbook balance instead of adding
(not used to money coming in, perhaps)
7. Never actually spells his last name when writing his signature
6. Regularly misdials phone numbers because of impatience with slow keypad
response
5. Would rather risk running out of gas than stopping to fill up
4. Nine-year-old son must remind him to wear his seatbelt
3. Often stops writing songs to straighten up the room and ends up cleaning
the garage
2. Never buys the same cologne twice
1. Always puts postage stamps on letters upside down ... on purpose!
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